101 Laugh Out Loud Funny Questions To Ask A Girl

What are funny questions to ask a girl? 

Even if you have a great sense of humor, you’re not alone if answering this question takes some research. After all, you’re going for more than just an encouraging smile. You’re looking for questions to make a girl laugh out loud.

It’s a tall order, but we’ve got you. We’ve found 101 hilarious questions to ask a woman that are sure to tickle her funny bone. 

Use them wisely. 

101 Funny Questions to Ask a Girl 

You want an organized collection of funny things to ask a girl, and here they are. Choose from the group that best fits your situation and keep track of your favorites. 

Keep in mind, too, that sometimes the humor isn’t so much in the question as in the answers it could lead to. 

Silly Questions to Ask a Girl

These are just as the heading suggests — silly, light-hearted, and random. These fun questions can lead to an even goofier conversation that is sure to have you both laughing. 

1. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

2. If you had to have either horns or a tail, which would you choose?

3. If you lost the ability to talk and could only communicate with animal sounds, which would you use?

4. What’s worse: a guy who drives you to drink or one who puts you to sleep?

5. If you had to smell like a food for the rest of your life, what would you want to smell like?

6. Are there daddies as well as mummies in the pyramids of Egypt?

7. If you were a bird, would you steal people’s shiny things or poop on their cars?

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8. Would you rather meet a favorite cartoon character or favorite author for coffee?

9. If God asked you for a good joke, which would you tell? 

10. If you could replace your hands with anything, what would they become?

11. How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

12. How do you feel about sporks?

13. What animal would look the strangest without hair?

14. What disease did cured ham actually have?

15. If flying is supposed to be safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?

16. What would be the cutest infestation your home could possibly have?

17. What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale ever?

18. If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto remain on all fours?

19. What’s the opposite of opposite?

20. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

21. Can a cemetery raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living?

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Funny Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend

Ask any of these questions of your girlfriend as a funny conversation starter. You never know where they might lead. 

22. Do you think we should get matching haircuts?

23. If you combined your two favorite restaurants, what would be on the menu?

24. If you could give your dog/cat/pet a superpower, what would it be?

25. Do you think I’m as sexy as I think I am? 

26. If you were a man for a day, what would you do?

27. What’s the most ridiculous lie you’ve ever told?

28. What are your thoughts on getting a tandem unicycle?

29. I just met a dude buying a tarp, a shovel, and several rolls of duct tape. How do you feel about an impromptu dinner guest?

30. If you had to Marie Kondo your kitchen, what would remain?

31. How many different recipes do you know for mac ‘n’ cheese?

32. Describe a new recipe gone horribly wrong? And did anyone eat it?

33. If you could have an actual two-way conversation with God, how would it go?

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34. What weird habit did you have as a kid and never gave up?

35. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on? 

36. If you had to wear one type of shoe for the rest of your life, what would it be?

37. When was the last time you burned something, and what was it?

38. If you had a warning label attached to you, what would it say?

39. If you made a warning label to attach to me, what would it say?

40. If I had a doppelganger who showed up at your door, how would you know it wasn’t me?

41. When did you realize you needed someone like me in your life?

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Crazy Questions to Ask a Girl

Answering these questions will take some imagination, and they can definitely lead to interesting conversations. Have fun with these!

42. What would be better — making anything disappear or making any kind of food appear?

43. If your family heard you were arrested, what would they assume was the reason?

44. If you had to choose a primary color for your skin tone, what would you choose?

45. Would you rather be a weak superhero or a powerful supervillain? 

46. Which breakfast cereal mascot would be the most fun to have at a party?

47. What food would you consider your mortal enemy?

48. What would be the worst thing to put into a piñata? 

49. If you could punish someone with a mildly annoying curse, what would it be?

50. If you could shapeshift, what form would you take, and what would you do first?

51. Why do you think so many people have dreams about being naked at school?

52.What crazy thing did you do as a kid that you’re tempted to do again?

53. If a criminal turns himself in, shouldn’t he get the reward money?


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54. If no one buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?

55. If you were a cake, what kind of cake would you be?

56. What five things do you always have with you, wherever you go?

57. What’s your favorite use for a potato?

58. What’s the least useful thing your parents taught you?

59. How much money have you lost to a grocery store claw machine? 

60. What song, if it played right now, would have you up and dancing or singing along?

61. Have you ever failed a personality test for a job application? 

62. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to get a crush to notice you?

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Funny First Date Questions to Ask a Woman

These funny questions are ideal for a first date with a woman. Her reactions and answers will help you determine whether a second date is a good idea. 

63. What fictional character makes you rant the hardest?

64. What’s the dumbest pick-up line you’ve ever heard? 

65. Did you ever steal candy as a child?

66. If you were a guy, how would you serenade a girl?

67. Who was your first celebrity crush?

68. What’s your best “bad first date” story?

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69. What is your weirdest or least socially acceptable hidden talent?

70. What would be your all-time favorite random trivia category?

71. What’s the weirdest or corniest dance move you’ve ever seen — or done?

72. Have you ever used a pick-up line on someone — and what was it?

73. If you were on a magazine cover, what would the headline be?

74. Which world record would you most like to break?

75. What embarrassing song do you know all the lyrics to? 

76. If I had something stuck in my teeth, would you tell me?

77. What’s your weirdest pet peeve?

78. Think of a specific product. What’s the worst possible brand name for it?

79. If you could have a mythical creature as your protector, what would it be?

80. If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?

81. What’s the most ridiculous “fun fact” you know?

82. Would you rather be able to remember everything or be able to put together any piece of IKEA furniture?

83. If you could max out your credit card at one store and not pay the bill, what store would it be?

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Funny Questions to Ask a Girl Over Text

These questions are perfect for starting funny texting conversations with a girl you like. But be careful — you could be up all night laughing at each other’s answers. 

84. Is it possible for a plant to miss someone? I think you’d better come over.

85. What wine would you pair with the world’s best grilled cheese sandwich?

86. What’s a less violent version of rock-paper-scissors? 

87. What’s your go-to karaoke song? 

88. What kid’s movie gives you nightmares?

89. If you could replace the handshake with another gesture, what would it be?

90. What can I do today to help you meet your weirdest goal?

91. What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve thought of doing but decided not to?

92. Who is the last person on earth you’d want to be stuck in an elevator with?

93. If you could be any Disney character, who would you be?

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94. Thirty years from now, what do you think you’ll miss the most?

95. If you had to wear a hat or t-shirt with a slogan on it, what would it be?

96.Would you rather end hunger, hatred, or the current presidency?

97. If you could do anything for one day and get away with it, what would you do?

98. Would you rather know the world was coming to an end or remain oblivious?

99. What’s your favorite — and least favorite — holiday candy?

100. What’s your favorite guilty pleasure? 

101. Do you need a picture of me for your vision board?

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How will you use these funny questions to ask a girl?

Now that you’re armed with 101 funny questions to ask a girl you like (or the one you’re dating), which ones stood out for you the most?

You might’ve noticed there aren’t any questions here referencing a woman’s body parts. There’s a reason for that. While your girlfriend might not mind indelicate questions about her body, plenty of women would. 

And when in doubt, just don’t go there. Making a woman self-conscious is never funny.

That said, may these questions lead to hours of funny and interesting conversations. Who knows what else they could lead to. 

You want an organized collection of funny things to ask a girl, and here they are. Choose from the group that best fits your situation and keep track of your favorites.

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